BEAT BAES: MY WAIFU PILOTS A BATTLE-TOP MECH?!

Build busted loadouts and smash BAEs in a chaotic, physics-driven action roguelike where adult women pilot battle-top mechs through illegal underground arenas.

PUBLIC ALPHA

This early playable build is focused on testing the core single-player loop, combat feel, balance, clarity, and fun.

Expect rough edges. Content, presentation, progression, and the game's new rhythm-driven direction are still evolving.

PLAYED IT? TELL US WHAT HIT

Your feedback directly influences what we improve, rebalance, expand, or lovingly smash next.

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WHAT'S PLAYABLE

• Fast, physics-driven arena battles
• Five Baes with distinct abilities and combat identities
• Run-based upgrades and beautifully broken builds
• Escalating single-player encounters
• Anime presentation with underground, arcade, racing, and Y2K energy
• Regular updates shaped by player feedback

STEAM WISHLIST COMING SOON

The official Steam page is on the way.

Follow this itch.io page or join our Discord to get the wishlist link as soon as it goes live.

Wishlists, playtests, feedback, and community support will help determine how far we can take BEAT BAES, including a potential Kickstarter campaign.

BUILT IN PUBLIC

BEAT BAES is a self-funded passion project developed primarily by a solo developer with occasional help from friends and collaborators.

The public alpha uses temporary AI-generated and AI-assisted assets to prototype the game and establish its direction. These are placeholders, not the intended final product.

Our goal is to replace player-facing AI-generated creative assets with original work from human artists, animators, musicians, writers, and other collaborators before the full commercial release.

ASH: YOUR WORST EX

Chicago, USA · Banger

Fast, furious, and built for aggressive players who believe every problem can be solved by hitting it harder.

TAÍS: MOMMY'S HOME

São Paulo, Brazil · Bruiser

Calm, commanding, and nearly impossible to move. She turns stability, momentum, and raw durability into crushing wins.

MIYU: MAXIMUM BOUNCE

Nagoya, Japan · Baiter

A neon gyaru chaos engine who ricochets through danger and humiliates anyone thirsty enough to chase her.

REINA: THE SAFE WORD

Mexico City, Mexico · Binder

Elegant, calculating, and always in control. Reina traps opponents, manipulates positioning, and claims the entire arena.

DIDI: GOTH NEVER DIES

Cebu, Philippines · Booner

A sweet Filipina goth with the inconvenient habit of refusing to stay down. The closer she gets to defeat, the more dangerous she becomes.

CONTENT NOTICE

BEAT BAES contains stylized combat, revealing outfits, suggestive themes, flirtatious humor, and anime-style fanservice.

It contains no nudity or sexually explicit content.

Every character depicted is an adult aged 18 or older. Intended for mature audiences.